Our Company: I make my living off writing reviews Just finding something Something I can use Readers love it when you lose They love dirty laundry Well, I coulda been a trader But I wound up here I just have to rhyme good I don't have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry Kic...

This Goat Rodeo brought to by the development team of Paradise Bay. Grab a chair, some popcorn and enjoy the ride!

Our TradeMaster: May Paradise Bay bless and keep you always May your trades all come due May your trades do for others And let others trade with you May you build a ladder to the island And cross on even faster May you stay our TradeMaster Our TradeMaster, our TradeMaster May you stay our TradeMast...

Traders:
Old Stewball was a TradeMaster,
And I wish he were here.
He never traded chaff,
He only traded fair.
His jewelry was silver,
And his earring it was gold,
And the worth of his island
Has never been told.

Poems of Paradise Bay: Where have all the poems gone, long time passing? Where have all the poems gone, long time ago? Where have all the poems gone? Our poets have forgot them everyone. Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn? Where have all the poets gone, long time passing? ...

Thanks Alteo! {bump}

Thanks Alteo! {bump}

Horatio: O mighty Horatio! Dost thou lie so low? are all thy pets, decorations, trades, gems, shrunk to this little measure? Fare thee well.—We know not, SkyMaster, what you intend, where else must be let play, who else is rank. If we ourselves, there is no hour so fit as Horatio arriving hour, nor...

Forever and forever farewell, Zieroh. If you do post again, we’ll smile indeed. If not, ’tis true this parting was well made.

Boat Delete: Developers. Come, leave your screens: a brief farewell: the button with many posts butts me away. Nay, Engineer, where is your ancient courage? you were used to say balance was the trier of Paradise Bay; that common items common TradeMasters could bear; that when the sea was calm all b...